#why did odin have two eyes #its still a mystery #stills
Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I dumped all of SHIELD’s files on the internet.
Senator: Oh. Right.
Natasha: Oh…and Thor is Thor. That’s his real name. Even if it wasn’t, he might have diplomatic immunity to the Registration Act since his “secret identity” is the crown prince of an alien civilization.
Senator: I get it, I get it.
POST CREDITS SCENE:
(Enter the Senator’s office)
Senator: Well, that was a disaster.
Voice: You think?
Senator: Who is th- Nick Fury?
Nick Fury: I’m here to talk to you about the “Stop Wasting Everyone’s Fucking Time” Initiative.
i nEED EVERYONE TO STOP FOR A SEC TO THINK ABOUT A THING
WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH THOR LOVES MIDGARD. THOR WOULD alwAYS PROTECT MIDGARD WITH HIS LIFE, HE ALREADY DEMONSTRATED THAT IN THOR 1. BUT—
WHEN LOKI DIED, THOR LITERALLY SCREAMED AND SOBBED AND CRIED. HE DID SO WHILE KNOWING EXACTLY EVERY CRIME LOKI COMMITTED, BOTH TO MIDGARD AND TO ASGARD. BUT STILL, THOR, IN ALL HIS NOBILITY, HE CRIED AND HELD LOKI WHILE LOKI “DIED”.
ATTENTION ANYONE THAT THINKS THOR DOES NOT LOVE LOKI. ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING THIS, SEEING THIS.
THOR, HAVING BEEN TOLD OF LOKI’S HERITAGE, HAVING FOUGHT LOKI AWAY FROM THE EARTH TO PROTECT HUMANITY….THOR, HAVING SEEN ALL THE HATE AND VITRIOL LOKI CAN MUSTER, STILL CRIES AND SHOUTS WHEN HE IS PARTED FROM LOKI BY WHAT HE BELIEVES IS DEATH. THOR CARES SO MUCH FOR LOKI HE COULDNT DISGUISE HIS GRIEF EVEN FROM JANE, WHO HAD TO SLAP LOKI FOR THE CRIMES AND MURDER HE COMMITTED IN NEW YORK.
THOR FUCKING LOVES LOKI ABOVE ALL ELSE, IF YOU CAN’T ACCEPT THIS THEN IDK WHAT TO SAY TO YOU
ThorLoki Week Kick-Off Night - Why Thor/Loki?
"You’re my brother and my friend… and sometimes I’m envious, but never doubt that I love you."
"Now give us a kiss!"
"BARNES! ROGERS!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"!
A big Steve/Bucky artwork that required a looot of work (I stopped counting after 40 hours to be honest). I know, I know, canon wise it doesn’t make any sense. Let’s just say that it’s the big second Chitauri attack of 2014 (it totally happened…*cough*)
Bonus: Bucky’s Instagram.
(Photoshop CS6 - Painter 12)
You know, it all makes s e n s e now, why you favored Thor all these y e a r s, [x]